Was Walking In The Woods, Saw This Chip Bag Stuck To The Rocks In The River (creek?). So I Subjected
was walking in the woods, saw this chip bag stuck to the rocks in the river (creek?). so I subjected myself to the worst sensory experience known to man and took off my shoes to wade over slimy ass river (creek?) rocks to fish it out. almost slipped like 8 times, but we did it. consider the environment saved guys
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Papyrus using Twitter
april fools used to be such a big deal to me. now I let year after year pass without a single jape or gag performed
is this what it is to lose your childhood whimsy?
someday I hope to have a wikipedia page. but I want it to be as inaccurate as those weird sketchy websites that make up shit about youtubers
like "minatorypigs is 4'11, 7lbs, and was kicked out of Harvard Law for academic dishonesty in 2009."
I keep agonizing about what my first post should be. But I realized I'm over thinking it. Just gotta be raw. Real. Scream my soul into the void
That's me, baby
the greatest manifestation of my hubris is occasionally thinking about attempting an undertale genocide run
and remembering the fight with papyrus is my karmic comeuppance
fucking gotem lmao
hearing bird noises in the forest compels me to smile, to do a jig in my soul, to stroll with the gaiety of a man reborn
conversely hearing my phone buzz compels me to rot like half a potato fallen behind the stove
yet my ears subject me to both with the same cold efficiency. we live in a fallen world indeed
screaming into the void got me like aAhhhHhhHhhhHhh 🤪
me, after setting an arbitrary time limit for a wip: what nonsense is this?! how could I ever finish in this time frame?! might as well give up and do it never! never I say!
y'all can we bring back the public execution? like hanging in the town square
not for anyone else, just for me
and not for any crime, just cause that's how I wanna go out
