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Do you have any tags i could go through (even if I might regret it) for the cursed headcanons you mentioned? If not, got anything more on 'obsession based torture'? (I'm a sucker for whump, so...)
Sure I'll just link you.
Ice core ghosts are the only ghosts that have to deal with ghost hunger.
Tw for gore and canablism mentions.
The skeletons that attack Danny in king darks keep are the fallen corpses of yeties in the far frozen that are now forced to do the kings bidding
The observants are blob ghosts
Danny is a banshee
Death marks
Danny's obsession is being helpful
Tw for physiological abuse mentions
Mood Slime
I can make a in detail post for obsession based torture tomorrow. I'll actually tackle all the other topics on that other ask. đ đ
It's 3am by me and I just clocked out at work and I'm sleepyđ
Edit because I'm awake and I remembered more randomly.
Danny's powers should of killed him tbh
Clockwork is a reality bender
The GIW use psychology to simultaneously make you trust them while having a hard time remembering them. Very sinister
Early cave of Echos concept
Danny has defined Canines not fangs
Freakshow is a magic user
AU in which Snape has a potions show a la Gordon Ramsay style
-âYou call this a potion, Smith? I wouldnât even use it to scrub the lavatory.â
-âAbysmal attempt, youâre out.â
-âHmmâŠthis is⊠adequate.â
-*looks at subpar potion* âI wouldâve preferred it if the cauldron had exploded.â
-*contestant reaches for their wand* *Snape materialises out of thin air* âWhat the *beep* do you think youâre doing? You *beep* *beep* *beep* dunderhead. *Beep* oxygen thief!â
Some more :))
He just finished breaking Sero out of the ice he trapped him in, and he can see he's shivering. Sero's costume probably doesn't help a lot with the heat, he doesn't need a costume with temperature stuff.
So Shoto (the sweet child) opens up his arms and walks a bit closer, offering a hug so he can warm up. Sero gets the hint and gives him a pretty, nice, sweet smile and walks into his arms and hugs him.
They stay there and Todoroki turns his ice quirk all the way off, so his whole body gets warm, but not warm enough so it's burning him or can cause damage. They stay there until Sero gets warm or someone says something.
Shoto who gives hugs whenever he finishes fighting someone, because they're either cold or hot, and it's his fault so he's helping :)
Shoto who gives hugs whenever he finishes fighting someone, because they're either cold or hot, and it's his fault so he's helping :)
Okay time to delve deeper into my madness
So here is my theory and supporting evidence/inferences
Okay so as I previously established, the portal technology deals both with time and space.
This is important for later, but for now, it means that time when Etheria is trapped in "Despondos" (The in-between reality and non reality) moves very different than realspace.
So when Hordak first slips through reality. I imagine this is during either the age of strife or at the tail end of the dark age of technology(DAOT).
Im guessing this because Horde Prime makes mention how he fought the First Ones, and their understanding of mixing magic and tech was challenging for him to combat. Which then makes sense with DAOT humans mixing Warpcraft and Tecnology.
Now I'm more inclined to believe Horde Prime with Hordak began their conquest during the age of strife because of another peice in this twisted puzzle.
Mara. The og shera and the one that trapped Etheria in Despondos.
Now Mara does this because she found out all the terraforming her and her people were doing was covertly making Etheria into a mass warp weapon/engine.
For those that don't know, Etheria is particularly conductive of magic, which the locals learned to harness in their own ways. All pulling and manipulating the same well of magic to perform different tasks and spells. Alot like how the warp is channelled and manipulated to serve the Psykers' needs.
Now, the first ones/DAOT humans realised Etheria's highly "warp sensitive" nature and realised they could utilise this. So they colonised. They integrated themselves into the world.
We see this in the "ghosts" of the one town which we're actually holograms of the first one colonisers.
But they didn't just want to study that, oh no. They do as humans often do and want to weaponise it. So, they begin crafting and terraforming the planet. They make the elemental runestones that the Princesses utilise to obtain their certain powers.
That is only the secondary function of the rune stones. The main function we find out in season four and five is that they are all focal points to channel their related magics through and supercharge the weapeapon. Now, the weapon, as it turns out, is the planet itself. The weirder of the sword of protection should've then been able to target and trigger the weapon to fire along with the ability to move it around.
To me sounds alot like a necron world engine or a large scale weaponised forge world.
Mara wasn't really having this. And I believe when Mara finds out why they built this "weapon" and crashes the ship is when the cybernetic revolt was happening. I mean look at light hope.
Light Hope is a sentient AI who fell in love with Mara and so disobeyed her programming, but at the point where we find out Mara was hiding Etheria to protect the universe we see light hope fighting against herself to help Mara.
So we have my rough timeline. "How does this all factor into Adora is a Primarch?" Great question! Now, we actually get to my biggest evidence.
So we learn that when Hordak kinda secsessfully opens a portal back to realspace a baby adora comes through causing the portal to break from the strain.
It's explicitly said and shown that Hordak himself never goes through the portal. Never reaches through or goes but returns. No. He opens the portal and Adora COMES THROUGH.
Adora was an infant, so it wasn't like a toddler wandering around and stumbling through. No, she was swaddled and everything. No parent reached through or came in and dropped her off.
Just a little swaddled baby adora just pops out of the portal and it collapses.
That's the objective cannon facts of the show. Then, as it turns out, despite perfectly replicating his experiments over and over, he couldn't reopen the portal the same way. So, one thing I would wonder besides (plot) would be how he got it to work. Then I realised he had to have help from the other side.
Enter Erda. When she scatters all 20 of the baby primarchs. She does so by casting them into the warp and letting the metaphysical winds take them where ever. So this is where I dawned my first theory hat.
What if Hordak's portal only worked because of Erda, at the same time, opening a rift and yeeting her children through. Thud Adora, the token female primarch, ends up coming through a portal to a place where she'll be safe from her father. Thus, when she enters Etheria, the warp rift aiding Hordak's portal closes due to its duty being complete.
Part 2/?
Okay, so also, one of the things that truly got me into AU crafting and Warhammer40k in general is my own wild head cannon. U wanna hear it? Of course you do. Okay, here is something I totally believe is cannon and u can prove to me otherwise.
Okay, so allow me to elaborate.
So first off, I was a Shera fan BEFORE I was a warhammer fan, but after I really started to get into warhammer, something clicked.
I was painting some of my first minis when, for background noise, I decided to throw Shera on for the umpteenth time. Then I started to notice it.
Shera is a Scifi x Fantasy series, so there is already a precedent for the two to flow well together. But then u start getting into the workings of Etheria's Archeo-tech.
So let's start with who settled Etheria. We see through holographic projections/recordings along with our two confirmed First Ones in the series (Adora and Mara) that First ones were clearly human or close to humans.
Suspending a little disbelief, and it's not too far a jump to claim that the First Ones were humans from the dark age of technology. Further proof is in the show how powerful and advanced First Ones' tec is! Also, it is extremely valuable as only two to three people can work/manipulate it properly. (Two of those three are hyper intelligent geniuses)
Let's move on to one of my bigger points, the portals.
During season three, Entrapta and Hordac work to get her to retrofit Hordac's tech with First One's tech. This taps into the planetary magic and the integrated (for lack of an in universe term) warp engine. Unfortunately the portal becomes unstable and fucks with time and reality.
Eventually, after removing the "key" from the portal, the planet returns to realspace.
Oh did I forget to mention that up until that point the entire planet and it's moons we're in a nebulous in-between dimension that could only be accessed by a cataclysmic event on the inside or a freak anomaly from the outside.
This then lends credence to my main argument/ claim Adora, She-ra, Princess of Power and guardian of Etheria is a primarch!
Part 1 of ?
Okay, so also, one of the things that truly got me into AU crafting and Warhammer40k in general is my own wild head cannon. U wanna hear it? Of course you do. Okay, here is something I totally believe is cannon and u can prove to me otherwise.
Okay, so allow me to elaborate.
So first off, I was a Shera fan BEFORE I was a warhammer fan, but after I really started to get into warhammer, something clicked.
I was painting some of my first minis when, for background noise, I decided to throw Shera on for the umpteenth time. Then I started to notice it.
Shera is a Scifi x Fantasy series, so there is already a precedent for the two to flow well together. But then u start getting into the workings of Etheria's Archeo-tech.
So let's start with who settled Etheria. We see through holographic projections/recordings along with our two confirmed First Ones in the series (Adora and Mara) that First ones were clearly human or close to humans.
Suspending a little disbelief, and it's not too far a jump to claim that the First Ones were humans from the dark age of technology. Further proof is in the show how powerful and advanced First Ones' tec is! Also, it is extremely valuable as only two to three people can work/manipulate it properly. (Two of those three are hyper intelligent geniuses)
Let's move on to one of my bigger points, the portals.
During season three, Entrapta and Hordac work to get her to retrofit Hordac's tech with First One's tech. This taps into the planetary magic and the integrated (for lack of an in universe term) warp engine. Unfortunately the portal becomes unstable and fucks with time and reality.
Eventually, after removing the "key" from the portal, the planet returns to realspace.
Oh did I forget to mention that up until that point the entire planet and it's moons we're in a nebulous in-between dimension that could only be accessed by a cataclysmic event on the inside or a freak anomaly from the outside.
This then lends credence to my main argument/ claim Adora, She-ra, Princess of Power and guardian of Etheria is a primarch!
Part 1 of ?
Oh yeah, here is my headcannon for Emps backstory. I always liked the thought that the Emperor, despite his secrets, was telling the truth. He was just a man. Born with emnse power at the wrong time. A babe in the wastes of Terra.
Basically, this is Alexander, a Techno-Barbarian Warlord fighting to persevere a semblance of the old world before the age of strife.
One day, while out scavenging, he finds a child untouched by the hostile and lethal radioctive environment of Terra. The child almost shines in the light of the late sun. Alexander, seeing the importance of this child, decides to raise him himself along with his closest friend/advisor.
He names the child "Arthur"
Arthur seems to be growing quickly and every day his emnse power shows. Healing the crops of their blight, burning out infection, but most importantly inspiring hope that their might be a better future.
Alexander worries, though. Arthur is growing up so fast, maturing at an unprecedented rate. On one hand, he wishes his adopted son might remain young for a time longer, so he might retain his innocence, if only briefly. But this might be for the best. The radiation of the makeshift cold fusion nuclear core in Alexander's armour is killing him.
Even with Malcador's help (though limited by the warp storms), he doesn't have long. Arthur still doest fully have a grip of his powers. (Too scared he'll hurt someone, he subconsciously gives himself limiters.) He wishes to heal his father but can't seem to do any more than Malcador can.
Alexander, knowing his time is near forges for his son, a might sword emblazoned with the iconography of his pet eagle whom Arthur was always close to.
Then the day came, when out helping a remote village Alexander and an almost adult Arthur are ambushed. The two fight hard, but eventually, Alexander is laid low. Arthur holds his father. Alexander looks to the unblemished face of his son and whispers his final words. The words that would guide Arthur down the long road yet to come.
"Remeber, my son. Humanity above all else is the way. Until all are one, none shall be whole."
Arthur cried then, he shook with guilt and rage. If only he could have been stronger, if only he wasn't so weak willed. If only these beasts would see reason.
The Warlord who had killed Alexander was still there, as we're a few of his men. They planned to kill this would be heir. But as the one approached a sobbing Arthur, preparing to execute him. The barbarian screamed in pain, and he became engulfed by golden flames
As the body chared to ash, Arthur was seen standing. The sword his father had gifted him now set ablaze in those same golden flames. His eyes two stars set in a frozen face of rage.
The other barbarians barely moved before they were each bisected. The Warlord fought as best he could, but his bullets melted before they even reached Arthur. Arthur strode forward, a terminator with one goal, "Vengeance"
The sword moved through the Warlord with barely any resistance. And as he gasped for breath as he struggled to breathe, he begged for mercy. He forswore his alicante and his army's. Arthur would not hear him.
Upon that final breath, Arthur made a vow. He would carry his father's dream. He would bring humanity back together, whether they wanted it or not. A grand Imperium.
"All will be one. I swear this to you, Father." And so The Emperor returned home. A long road lay before him.
All of the Class 3-E teachers are Demiromantic, nobody can convince me otherwise. Also, Karasuma is 100% Asexual.Â
If radiants are mentally ill glow in the dark people (not my term).
Their mental illness should have some impact on their power.
Someone with anxiety will always have their blade at the ready. I can just imagine shardbearers drunk on mix of coffee and Redbull.
Or a person recieve a romantic confession and boom! Sword out. Especially if someone is trained to summon on reflex.
Would someone with high empathy have an easy time soulcasting?
GueniÚvre qui tend à Arthur ses mémoires lorsqu'ils regagnent le chateau en Carmélide.
Arthur : Vous avez gardé ça? Je pensais que vous les auriez brûlés aprÚs les avoir lus.
GueniĂšvre: Probablement, oui, mais comme je les ai pas lues...
Arthur : Quoi?! Jamais?
GueniĂšvre : Vous m'avez dit de les lire lorsque vous seriez mort, non? Bah, vous en dĂ©plaise... vous l'ĂȘtes pas, voilĂ !
Arthur : Mais aprĂšs 10 ans quoi, vous auriez pu feuilleter! Je voulais que vous lisiez pour que vous sachiez tout, parce que vous ĂȘtes ma femme et que vous le mĂ©ritez!
GueniĂšvre : Et quoi? Accepter votre mort!? Me morfondre sur deux trois bouts de paperasse? Pourquoi pas balancer ma couronne de fleur par la fenĂȘtre, tant qu'on y est! Je prĂ©fĂ©rais encore ne jamais savoir que de renoncer Ă l'idĂ©e de vous savoir sain et sauf quelque part!
Un long silence, Arthur soupire en faisant tourner les pages dans un bruit de parchemin feutré.
Arthur : Et si c'était moi qui vous les lisaient, alors? Vous pourrez pas dire que j'suis mort dans ce cas.
GueniÚvre: Dans ce cas, ça me va... *pause* mais vous rùlez pas si je chiale, hein?
Ils se regardent un moment, et se sourient.
mei claimed melissa and now theyre besties and i refuse to believe otherwise
Iâve been ridiculously called out tonight- I-
I'm convinced that anyone who stans Geto Suguru is a stan for Uchiha Madara.
As far as I can tell, the best two sources of income are salmon runs and Turf wars, so most likely before the game started Agent 3 was doing both of those two things.
I think during a Salmon Run Agent 3 snuck a golden egg into their stuff so that way they could sell it for more coins but before they could find a place that took golden eggs OTHER than Grizz co. the egg hatched.Â
So Agent 3 was just like âWhat the fuck do I do??â While Lil Buddy is sitting there staring at them like âMOTHER/FATHERâ and so Lil Buddy ended up like imprinting or whatever and now Agent 3 just kinda has him
I actually really like Tighnari's outfit. Not only do all the designs and colors please my neurodivergent brain but it also feels like he just found things that he liked and threw them all together. As someone that tends to do that very same thing it just makes me like him all the more for it.
CANON
Ranpo has the loudest sneeze known to man and after he sneezes he always looks like he just sneezed out his soul
Poe sneezes like a kitten
Okay, take it out of nowhere, but Ares totally understand Apolloâs hate for Achilles, cause he was the same whit Heracles. Heracles killed a LOT of Aresâs children (some by accident) . And Achilles murdered a LOT of Apolloâs children ( donât get me start talking about Troilus).
So, for me, even if Ares and Apollo arenât the best siblings, they, at least, hold each otherâs backs when it comes to children lost. Not like siblings, but like two dads that are both tired of losing their kids, to some so named â Heroâ
Can we have more of the overly mature characters that always act older than they are just , actually, act their age for once.
Like the strict cold 20yr old, who is more mature than all of the 30-40yr olds, actually acts their age,dancing and singing to new songs, making jokes.
Because in their hearts they are the sunshine character, but they put up icy walls to protect themselves, but the fire inside them will melt the ice.
Or the fire in their heart was put out before, and can only grow around their family, who knew them before they became cold, began hiding themselves, so their family are the only people they feel safe with and can truly be themselves with, even subconsciously - moving closer to them when they're nearby or smiling more around them, something so natural for family but not for their friends.
Because their family is safe, their family will protect them, so they don't need to hide themselves.
Crack head cannon
Imagine if at both Camps everyone thinks Reyna and Hylla hate eachother due to them bickering alot and fighting alot.
Instead, what if they're just acting like normal siblings, fighting eachother and annoying eachother, but no one else has full siblings so everyone just acts as friends.
So those two could be arguing and insulting eachother, but if anyone else tries to be rude to them they will get murdered n shit.
Also, Hylla would be the only one able to get Reyna to rest and go Medical, and is the only person Rey lets hug her.
More importantly, the Amazons could visit Camp Jupiter, and a few hours the campers panic bc Reyna and Hylla are in a room together alone, having run off at the start. And the campers find them just hanging out and laughing, which Reyna rarely does, confusing everyone.
Everyone always says stuff like "oh Jason was touch starved" or "Nico's touch starved" but I give u this take:
Reyna is touch starved.
She's the leader of a Roman camp, so she probably isn't overly close to anyone and she probably has no one she trusted enough to help her.
So Reyna probably refuses to let people hug her or touch her because she's scared of getting hurt, and the only person she trusts is her sister Hylla, and then it grew to include Nico because you know trauma bonding and all that
Even if she learns to trust people the only 2 persons she'll allow herself to fall asleep around are Hylla and Nico because she trusts them to protect her.
And she's definitely a clingy sleeper, so if she falls asleep around either of them, or either of them are there, she would cuddle them because she felt safe.
If she's sick she would definitely refuse to get help and just keep working herself to death until her sister came and just. Kinda. Pulled her into a hug, and Rey would just melt against her because she's her sister and shit, and all the legionaires would be shocked as Reyna doesn't like people hugging her.
This is so cool!!!
A low quality WIP practice animation thatâs just me tracing beetlejuice over hades because I really like the beetlejuice mood ring hair head cannon đ€·đŒââïž
Itâs quite a common theory/headcannon that Crowley doesnât remember his time as an angle before he fell. If this is true, they would both have different a first memory of eachother, meaning their first impression differ. I think this would explain the assumption that both Aziraphale and Crowley make to metatrons offer.
Aziraphaleâs first memory is of the happy Angel whose happily created the galaxy and asks questions about why it has to end, which gives him the impression that Crowley would be happy to be a Angel again, wants to âreformâ heaven and prevent Armageddon 2.0, therefore would want to go back.
Whereas Crowleyâs first memory (as far as he knows) is of the Angel who betrayed heaven to help Adam and Eve by giving them the fire sword, and over time continues to betray heaven, leaving the impression that he isnât very loyal to heaven and likes humans, therefore wouldnât accept it.
Then over their 6000 years on Earth, they both betrayed their sides. Giving Aziraphale the idea that Crowley liked heaven and Crowley the idea that Aziraphale didnât.
spoilers btw. A wildlife/Eyes and Ears headcannon that i have that i like a lot is that when martyn lost his red life the ren was able to catch hold of his life fragment from that season and thatâs why they like combined at the end and im thinking maybe he carries it with him without knowing into future series. just a funky idea i had
sooo..... Cause I have a Headcannon that Mk and raj are step-Siblings. Katie is Rajs sister while Katie is mk step-sis. And Mike, Noah, and Dave be their cousins. I wanted to do a Q/A cause why not. You can still ask other questions to other people tho. If y'all want. But again. Some answers will be Either my au. Or my Headcannon. Please don't be rude or attack me about it. You can also do dates if y'all wanted to. Just make sure it's not inappropriate or triggering. K
Anyway. Bye I can't wait to see dem questions
Hugh Abbot Dating Headcanons
Word Count: Roughly 766 words
Warnings: Swearing
Notes: Not my gif or my characters; just my stories. If you have feedback or requests then speak yo truth!! Iâd love to hear what you think about the work đđ€đ
-He's too old and been through too much to be beating around the bush and not have someone who can lay back and have some fun; especially in his line of work
-If there's one thing that Hugh wants someone he's getting with to have, it's wit and and the ability to lightheartedly josh around
-After the team was allowed to have another person to join the Ministerâs team, you were the first choice by Tucker to get the job
-The fact that Malcolm could even like someone and think something nice about them baffled Hugh and his crew and instantly got their intrigue and respectÂ
-(especially Hugh though. The man never seemed to baffle him)
-He thought you might be a little bit like Tucker at first though, so he held off trying to get close and waited to get to know the real you
-Which he desperately wanted given you looked downright gorgeous and had the personality to match
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-It wasn't until you stayed the night at the office with him and went out of your way to make him comfortable when talking and laying on the sets of couches together that he realized that he fancied you quite a lot
-And it wasn't until you both went for a pint at the pub after work that he made the first move and awkwardly admitted that he harboured deeper feelings for you
-Which, in turn, made you turn red and fumble with your words
-When you came around though, you admitted, with a large grin, that your feelings may mirror his
-Which made him break out in the most dopey and adorable smile you've seen in your life
-Despite his age, you loved that he was able to show you the âfull of life and youthfulâ part of himself that DoSac stifled so much
-âYou are the most radiant person I have ever met my dear. Iâm grateful that you were the one that Malcolm put on our doorstep. God knows how many other twats he could have given us.â
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-To say that the dynamic at the office changed was relatively untrue though
-Although you loved being around him, you still had your jobs to do after all
-You both respected that given you didnât want too many people learning about it (especially the damn press)
-But that didn't stop you from stealing kisses, lighthearted touches, yearning glances, and the occasional stop for small talk when you got a few seconds alone
-(Which honestly started to get on a lot of peoples nerves; Glenn and Ollie specifically)
-Glenn and Ollie have no idea how Hugh could land himself someone so fantastic, but they kept their mouth shut in fear of getting fired or receiving a disappointed glance from you
-Tucker was surprisingly okay with the new development in you guys' relationship and even joked about how Hugh may actually shape up and do his fucking job for once
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-When the whole Julius situation was rampant and the 8:30 briefings cut happened, you were there to ease his troubles, offer a laugh, reveal info the group had decided to leave out, and boost his confidence
-You had a way of keeping the DoSac team afloat and out of trouble, which they highly appreciated
-The party they held to get Julius off their back even became a success because of your social skills
-Be it, you had to do most of the talking, but at least he was 'clicking' a tad bit better with people
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-After a few dates, you both fell into a harmonic rhythm together and even ended up learning the weirdest of each others routines just so you could strengthen your relationship
-You hold hands so often and in the weirdest situations that it honestly just makes people laugh
-Rather than getting just calls related to work and trying to bail him out of a situation, he calls you up when youâre away to see how you are
-Your kisses are soft, drawn out, and involve him wrapping both arms around yours so that youâre snuggled as close as you can be to him
-Although he can hold an intellectual conversation, he loves that you two can talk about the stupidest and seemingly meaningless aspects of life and still have it be interesting
-On quiet nights, when you actually get time to relax and fully enjoy each others company, you wrap yourselves in blankets and watch old reruns of tv shows or have Hugh read you both stories
-He is so dedicated to you that even when the press find out, they canât do much of a story on it. You guys are too wholesome to have a scandal
-Overall, you both are very wholesome and just trying your best to get by!!
ehcvjhervcuervcherwvhcukecfkhudvhujfehv huefh- these head cannons! I fucking loved them! Especially the âSex with a ghost oneâ! Like where do you get there fantastic ideas?! Also about the sex with the ghost head cannon I have tried to write it and extend it-
Lucie smiled as she looked at her husband. His Blackthron green eyes reflected the sunlight coming from the window, turning his face a shade paler. He looked beautiful as always, with messy black hair and his enchanting smile. He caught her looking at him and pulled her closer, kissing her lips as he did so. Lucie put her arms around his neck, into his soft raven hair and started ruffling it. He wrapped his arms around her waist and soothingly rubbed her back. She loved it when he did that, it calmed her down, made her feel wanted.Â
âHappy Anniversary, love,â she muttered gently into the kiss. It was their first anniversary, and Lucie being Lucie had even wrote a short story on how she expected it to go. She hoped Jesse hadnât found that story, cause he would have tried his best to finish all of the things on Lucieâs list. Which also included writing âL+Jâ on the moon with gold chains. She really hoped Jesse hadnât done that, and even if he had, how had he done it?
âHappy anniversary, Princess Lucinda,â Jesse said mockingly, but still with his usual warmth of affection. Lucie couldnât help to prevent the blush on her face. She used her willpower to pull back from the kisses and said, âOh thank you, Sir Jethro. What should I do, on this auspicious day, to amuse you, my dear?â
Jesse didnât answer, just pulled her closer again, and showered her with more kisses, moving from her forehead to the bottom of her neck, where she still wore the chain of gold, that used to store Jesseâs last breathe. âJust be there for me,â Jesse said, and kissed the chain of gold, âUntil my last breathe.â
Subconsciously, Lucie reached for his pulse, by placing her hand on his heart. He is still here with you, Luce she comforted herself, still alive, breathing.
While one part of her busy reminding her Jesse was safe, the other part was forming an idea. A very good one indeed. Lucie mentally made a note to visit her parabataiâs brother, Alastair Carstairs.
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âGood Evening, one and all,â Will Herondale announced, âToday as we all know, we are here for my daughter, Lucieâs first marriage anniversary with Jesse Blackthron!â The audience erupted with applause as Jesse kissed Lucie on the forehead, receiving a stare from Will and James and a kind smile from Tessa and Cordelia.
The audience wasnât a really big one, just the close relatives- the Herondales, the Lightwoods, the Fairchilds, the Carstairs, Grace, Brother Zacharich and Ariande.Â
Jesse felt Lucie move away from him. He scrunched his eyebrows at her. She gave him a comforting smile and winked, âA surprise for you, Sir Jethro,â and she walked away to the stage. She took her place beside Alastair Carstairs, who Jesse hadnât noticed was waiting on the stage with a piano. He couldnât blame himself, the only person he noticed was his Lucie.
âHullo everyone,â Lucie gave a small bow with a wide smile, âSince it is my first anniversary, I am going to perform a song that I myself have written and thanks to Alastair for the help with the piano,â she turned her head in an appreciative gesture towards Alastair, who smiled kindly.Â
âThis oneâs for you, love,â Lucie gestured to Jesse, who blew a fake kiss at her.
Alastair started playing. Lucie followed and started singing, âI'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs,â
Alastair gets nervous like âThis is not what I signed up forâ. Will and James get the questioning look on their face. Meanwhile Lucie ignores all this, not moving her gaze from Jesse she continues,
âI'm getting busy with a bad perfume I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug I'm making friction with a sad vaccuumI'm getting jiggy with a rifle I'll pull the trigger with my eyes closed Hoping to hit you somewhere vital And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile,âÂ
At this point, James and Will were moving towards Jesse to kill him but thank the angel for Uncle Gideon and Uncle Gabriel, who held them down.
Then there is a few seconds of Alastair playing the piano and Lucie sings in high pitch, âI'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause he knows I'm alone He's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a Sex with a ghost, 'cause he knows I'm alone He's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a ghoul,â
Will, James, Gabriel, Gideon and Thomas were mortified while Tessa, Cordelia, Anna, Matthew, Ariadne, Jem and Grace were laughing their asses off. Christopher wasnât really paying attention to the lyrics, he just thought it was nice of Lucie to write a song for her love. Gideon and Gabriel are holding James and Will back to prevent them from strangling their nephew. Jesse had no idea what Lucie was doing, but he definitely knew this was some masterplan of Lucieâs to make her dad and brother kill Jesse.Â
Ignoring all this and looking at Jesse with a smirk, Lucie continued, â The only time I ever see him Is when he's behind me in the mirror Even from a distance I can hear him Try to listen, but his whispers make my ears hurt,â
Will and James finally broke free of the Lightwood brotherâs grip as they lunged towards Jesse and landed on top of him.Â
âThank you,â Lucie bowed and rushed to grab her second best bonnet.
(The song above was âSex with a ghostâ)
As promised, in honour of my birthday here is a master list of all my Lucie and Jesse headcannons.
CHAIN OF IRON SPOILERS AHEAD
DISCLAIMER
If youâve seen the same/similar headcannons to these itâs likely that someone has had the same idea and posted it immediately rather than add it to a list to be posted 2 weeks later. I promise Iâve not copied or stole from anyone, these are all straight from my brain as soon as the thought occurs.
Cannon Time Period
For a long time after Chain of Iron Jesse struggles to sleep because heâs scared of being possessed again and because he gets nightmares of murders.
·When they get to Cornwall Jesse refuses to go outside or open any windows until Lucie wakes up because he doesnât want to see the sun without his light
As soon as he gets the chance Jesse goes to meet his uncles officially. He doesnât ask Grace or Lucie to come because he feels his family is something he must face on his own. There were many tears, many desperate hugs, and many stuttering sobs.
Jesse makes a point to get to know his cousins. He tries to help Christopher with some of his experiments, he lets Anna take him shopping and Thomas helps to teach him Welsh. He asks Cecily and Gabriel if he can babysit Alexander sometimes and Eugenia takes him out for tea while teaching him modern etiquette.
Jesse moves in with Gideon and Sophie and they love and nurture him like his mother never did.
When celebrating her birthday Jesse always gets Lucie something pertaining to writing (new pens, a notebook, typewriter accessories etc.) then takes her some place beautiful so she can write about it in one of her books. He once took her the highest point of Idris where they could look down on Alicante and see Lake Lyn simultaneously; He also took her to an abandoned mansion on the outskirts of London which she thought would be a well-suited environment for a fight scene
At their wedding Jesse gives part of his vows in Welsh both to surprise Lucie and appease Will
 Lucie gifts Jesse his first set of gear and gives him a custom sheath for the Blackthorn sword as an engagement present.
 Lucie gives Cordelia the final instalment of The Beautiful Cordelia for their parabatai ceremony. In the instalment Cordelia discovers that Lord Hawke - her lover sheâs been trying to reunite with this entire time - was actually Cruel Prince James all along, and he may not be as cruel as he seems.
After finishing The Beautiful Cordelia, Lucie begins writing a spinoff novel titled: Princess Lucinda and Her Adventures with Sir Jethro.
When theyâre sleeping/cuddling she rests her head on his chest and her hand on his throat to feel his pulse.
Lucie inherited the Quiet Look and is often found gazing at Jesse from across rooms, much to the disappointment of those trying to have a conversation with her
As we know Alastair can play the piano so I got the idea that for their wedding anniversary or Jesseâs birthday maybe Lucie enlists his help to create the song âSex with a Ghostâ (this song is pretty funny if you imagine Lucie singing it). She writes the lyrics and Alastair does the backing music. The catch is she doesnât actually give him the lyrics, so when the time comes Alastair along with Jesse, Will, James, and Thomas are all mortified while Tessa, Cordelia, Anna, Matthew, Ariadne, and Grace and laughing their asses off. Christopher isnât really paying attention to the lyrics, he just think it was nice of Lucie to write a song for her love. Gideon and Gabriel are holding James and Will back to prevent them from strangling their nephew.
When Tatiania goes off on one of her anti-Herondale/anti-shadowhunter rants, claiming Lucie stole her son and that sheâll have her revenge, Lucie interrupts her by simply knocking her out with a punch then letting the Silent Brothers deal with her.
After all the chaos is sorted Jesse regularly wakes up at the ass-crack of dawn as to not miss a moment of sunshine. The first thing he does is look at Lucie and silently thank her for giving him life again. He doesnât wake her up because he knows she lost many hours of sleep just to stay up at night with him. Instead he makes tea and reads by the window or on the balcony. If Lucie does wake up to join him she writes in her notebook next to him or they discuss theyâre plans for the day.
It becomes their nightly routine to talk about their day while Jesse brushes Lucieâs hair before they go to bed
When they trained together for the first time Lucie was very surprised that Jesse could hold his own against her. That was until the sun shone through the glass panes, illuminating Lucieâs pale eyes and making her hair shine all the different colours he loves. This caught Jesse off guard and Lucie used the opportunity to knock his feet out from under him. In turn Jesse sweeps her off her feet so she lands on top of him and captures her in a kiss.
Lucie chooses Cordelia to be her suggenes and Jesse chooses Grace
Modern/human AU
Their respective clothing styles are lazy cottagecore with a touch of academia for Lucie and soft boy-next-door also with a pinch of dark academia for Jesse. Lucie drinks ice coffee out of a metal straw, wears baggy sweaters, has pencils in her hair, always carries a notebook and is constantly bumping into people. Jesse likesthe piano, black coffee, old converse and crewnecks and candid photos
Lucie steals sweaters from basically all of her friends. She took Jesseâs green one, Cordeliaâs yellow one and a brown one from James
Theyâre both English majors which is how they meet but Lucie has a focus on creative writing and Jesse has a focus on literature. Jesse also does a minor in business to please his mother.
After they get married they open a publishing company where Lucie releases The Beautiful Cordelia and many others. Jesse is her editor.
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Chell from Portal
Bella from Twilight
If you see this post youâre legally required to tell me at least one trans man headcanon you have for a canonically female character, I never get to see transmasc headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know testosterone could have saved Kisara and Carly, I will not elaborate.
COD, more specifically Task Force 141, but in the ATLA universe đ«ą
This can include other character too within the COD franchise, but just think; COD x ATLA
Ooooohhh, the possibilities đ€©
holy shit i just had this idea
ok ao yk in the purge where there is no safe ground whatsoever? what if a record store was? like just everybody who doesn't want to do anything too illegal can just go there and vibe.
un headcannon que yo tengo sobre regulus y sirius, es que ademĂĄs de hablar francĂ©s tambiĂ©n aprendieron otras lenguas romances de chicos, corte italiano u español, especĂficamente con acento rioplatense y puedo imaginarlos peleando en español solamente porque tiene insultos mĂĄs fuertes đ
seguramente usarĂan insultos tipo;
hijo de puta
la recalcada concha de tu madre
la puta que te pario
aborto mal hecho
y hay mejoresđ€